So I have a new theory on an old Christmas story.
Rudolph the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose....
ok. The truth? Rudolph was only half reindeer. He was a cross-breed between deer and reindeer. SO, if you were only half reindeer and you lived at the North Pole, don't you think you'd get a cold? OF COURSE!!!! Rudolph had a cold. I know my nose gets a little red when I have a cold....
....And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed....
so bah-humbug to those claymations that have his nose as a light bulb. you would EVEN SAY it glowed. Poor rudolph. HE HAD A COLD!!!!
....All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names....
Why? Well if you were only half reindeer, you'd be made fun of too, you couldn't even fit into the climate, although they didn't call him names like "Pinochio" It was a little more reindeer-appropriate. Then of course, we must look at the fact that he was the only reindeer that didn't have a cutsie name, like "Donner"
....They never let poor rudolph, join in any reindeer games....
* Although My study of reindeer culture is inconclusive to what these games would of included, I doubt that reindeer were able to play monopoly with their hooves.*
....Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight"....
This move on Santa's part was to discourage the making fun of his half-reindeer friend. He didn't really need someone to guide his sleigh, he's santa! and Christmas Eve is dark to begin with, so he would have been used to not being able to see.
....Then all the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee,"Whopee"....
Looks like santa's plan worked....
....Rudolp the red nose reindeer, you'll go down in history.
Well OBVIOUSLY if there's a song about him.
Thus concludes my story. Tune in later to hear the truth about Frosty....
Rudolph the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose....
ok. The truth? Rudolph was only half reindeer. He was a cross-breed between deer and reindeer. SO, if you were only half reindeer and you lived at the North Pole, don't you think you'd get a cold? OF COURSE!!!! Rudolph had a cold. I know my nose gets a little red when I have a cold....
....And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed....
so bah-humbug to those claymations that have his nose as a light bulb. you would EVEN SAY it glowed. Poor rudolph. HE HAD A COLD!!!!
....All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names....
Why? Well if you were only half reindeer, you'd be made fun of too, you couldn't even fit into the climate, although they didn't call him names like "Pinochio" It was a little more reindeer-appropriate. Then of course, we must look at the fact that he was the only reindeer that didn't have a cutsie name, like "Donner"
....They never let poor rudolph, join in any reindeer games....
* Although My study of reindeer culture is inconclusive to what these games would of included, I doubt that reindeer were able to play monopoly with their hooves.*
....Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight"....
This move on Santa's part was to discourage the making fun of his half-reindeer friend. He didn't really need someone to guide his sleigh, he's santa! and Christmas Eve is dark to begin with, so he would have been used to not being able to see.
....Then all the reindeer loved him, as they shouted out with glee,"Whopee"....
Looks like santa's plan worked....
....Rudolp the red nose reindeer, you'll go down in history.
Well OBVIOUSLY if there's a song about him.
Thus concludes my story. Tune in later to hear the truth about Frosty....
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